Question: Feeling rather ambitious, I attempted to make some alley-eyed dogz. 
Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to be working. Is there perhaps a tutorial 
somewhere on this?

Answer: 

Try this, on a Great Dane

In the Adult .lnz:

[Default Scales]
#2
157 	normal pet scale
144 	normal ball scale
#1
110 	normal pet scale
105 	normal ball scale
##

[Head Enlargement] ;old 98, 0
#2.C
120
0
#1
100
0
##

[Ball Size Override]
;individual variation
;eyes
#3
#2
8,	-6
32,	10
#1
8,	6
32,	-3
##

(you'll need to add that [Ball Size Override] section in if you want it -- it's 
not necessary but it gives the alley variety)

And in [Ballz Info] you want this:

245,	244,	-1,	0,	1,	-6,	-1,	-1	8 ;L eye

244,	6,	-1,	0,	3,	8,	-1,	1	14 ;L iris

245,	244,	-1,	0,	1,	10,	-1,	-1	32 ;R eye

244,	6,	-1,	0,	3,	10,	-1,	1	38 ;R iris

Finally, in the puppy .lnz you need to remove the eye and iris numbers from the 
[Ball Size Override] -- unless you want to tie it in with the variations in the 
adult, of course, in which case you might have fun with something like this, for 
the adult


[Ball Size Override]
;individual variation
;eyes
#3.B
#2
8,	-6
32,	10
#1
8,	6
32,	-3
##


And this for the pup

[Ball Size Override]
;individual variation
;eyes
#3.B
8,	6
32,	-3
#2
8,	-3
32,	12
#1
8,	6
32,	-3
##

and finally, you might want to change the pup [Default Scales] and [Head Enlargement] 
too.

Cheers!

Carolyn